Third-Rate Christmas

Song about your crazy reclusive uncle

The root of relatability

Polar opposites collide

A touching and heartwarming farewell song to our listeners and viewers of the album

A theatrical song about the falsely accused and the accursed accuser

A heist with a existential dillema

A song about multiple personality disorder

Look at what you did the concoction that you made

A perfect vacation with a bad ending

Start throwin' shit so we can see what sticks

A song about a series of unfortunate events

A peppy song about being a failure and it only gets worse

When the Bombs drop everything just stops.

Our debut song to our debut album that describes us